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A. |
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All ashore who's going ashore. |
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All been changed. |
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Alpha Bravo Charlie Dog. |
I'm as hard as a chocloate dog. |
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Apologies to the Chefs/Cooks, whatever you were/are ten minutes ago. |
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Am I hurting you boy, well I bloody well should be as I'm standing on your hair. |
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Another dead Marine. |
After a bottle of wind or beer is finished. |
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Any questions you lot, and if I cany answer them I'll ask the Sgt. |
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All over it like a tramp on chips. |
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Are the men happy Sgt. Major, yes sir, then stop thier leave. |
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As dry as a Nun's fud. |
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Attention on the upper deck, chase arse in a blue suit. |
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Away the noo |
Seaboats Crew. |
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B. |
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Big man little cock, little man all cock. |
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Bootnecks who cant tap dance are gay. |
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Bootnecks who cant dance are beef. |
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Brains of a rocking horse. |
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Break off. |
A quick five minute smoke. |
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But a Cabbbage is only a Cauliflower that never went to University. |
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Bytheway. (a surname) |
The conversation would start, bytheway byetheway |
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C. |
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Chuck us a goffer. |
A Coke. |
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Constantly on my mind and never doubted once. |
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Crack on Royal. |
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Currency in any country. |
Ickies. |
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D. |
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Days to do are getting few. |
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Dip in. |
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Dip out. |
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Dim as a Toc H lamp. |
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Dont hesitate, ventilate. |
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Dont eat yellow snow. |
Its Pee. |
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Down and patch out. |
After a loud fart. |
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F. |
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F@cking Shave Off. |
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Ferkin Shave off. |
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G. |
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Grab a Ganny Night. |
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Gangway for a Navel Officer. |
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Gangway or I carve one. |
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Get it down you, it'll do you good. |
On a run ashore. |
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Get it up, it'll do you good. |
In the heads. |
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Going a shore to trap a draggon. |
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Goog old Fred F@ck Fred , two's up on Fred. |
After a film when the credits role. |
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Got any maskers, had a blow out on my flip flops. |
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Green rub. |
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H. |
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Hard as a soap noddy |
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Hands off cocks, on socks. |
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Hands off joy sticks, stop flying. |
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Hang Fire |
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He's as smooth as a rutting warthogs knacker bag. |
Somebody who thinks he is good at anything.Thinks he can pick up anything female. |
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He's got two brain cells, one's dead and the other ones keeps his eyes open. |
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Hold these two sheep while I count them. |
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How are you this morning Sgt Major. |
Oh up and down like a Wren's Knickers Sir. |
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Hurry up and wait. |
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I. |
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I'd give it one, given the chance. |
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I'd give it two. |
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It it ain't raining, it ain't training. |
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If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose. |
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If I'm awake, ever ybugger is awake. |
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If that is Chicken Supreme I'd hate to try the Chicken Average.!!!! |
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If you dont have a fags just go through the motions. |
After a break off, or a quick five minute smoke. |
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If your IQ was 10m more you could be a cabbage. |
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I goffered him. |
Punched. |
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I hope your bollocks turn to OXO cubes and all your kids are beef. |
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I'll break your bloody arm off and beat you to death with the soggy end. |
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I'll raise you. |
After a fart. |
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It's black as arseholes. |
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Its no good being up to your ass in a lake full of Alligators. |
Your first intention was to drain the lake. |
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Its a rifle not a gun. |
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I think I've just given birth. |
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It seemed such a good idea in the pub. |
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I was on the main gate, while you were still on Cow and Gate. |
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J. |
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Join the Navy to see the world, Join the Marines to clean it. |
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Kensita Ciggy Couponds. |
NATO money. |
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O. |
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Officers Mess Commander speaking. |
After a long fart, or belch. |
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On your heads bounce. |
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On your ferkin head. |
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Oye Wake up. |
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L. |
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Like a flock of starlings. |
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LHSM. |
It has rubbed off on her. |
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Log off now and again. |
Fool people into thinking you have a social life. |
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M. |
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Marine Parker right hand marker. Marines Tucker the other f-cker. |
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Me photies |
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Mirror miror on the wall, whose the fairest of them all. |
You are Signals, without a doubt. Thank you mirror, Roger and out. |
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Morning men, starboard ten, round the world and back again. |
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Morning Sergeant, hows your privates. |
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Mushroom men. |
Fed on shit and kept in the dark. |
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Muppet |
Most Useless Person Pusser Ever Trained. |
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N. |
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NAAFI |
No Interest and f-ck all interest. |
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Never ask a man in the desert with a shovel where he is going. |
To the toilet. |
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P. |
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Phew, had to lower that one by hand. |
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Proper, Prior, Planning, Prevents, Piss, Poor, Performance. |
The Seven P's. |
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Pyjamas |
Brown Hatters overalls. |
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R. |
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Rabbits. |
Souvenirs in any country. |
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Right we're now semi-tactical. |
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Ring feels like a Manchester United Rosette. |
After a night on the Curry. |
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ROMFT |
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Royal has been carring Jack ever since Nelson was shot |
It was a Royal Marine Sgt who carried Nelson below. |
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Royal Marines are strong and tough, cos they eat their wheaty puff. |
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Royal Marines, tall as Guards men, twice as smart. |
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S. |
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Saddle up. |
Get ready to leave. |
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She bangs like a shit house door. |
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She's got an ass like a bombay beggar. |
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She's got an asse like the artic. |
A great expance of waste. |
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Ships company off caps, Royal Marines Pith Off. |
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Shitnit. |
Corporals known as. |
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Somebody throwing something over the side of a ship. What the bloody hell are you doing lad. |
Saluting Admirral Brown Sir. |
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Speak up Brown your through. |
After a loud fart. |
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Stand by to stand by. |
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String vest. |
Brown hatters scrambling net. |
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T. |
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That stinks like a Burmese bum bandits bait box. |
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The Gplden Eagle shits today. |
Get paid. |
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Theres a Landrover in an Andandover over Dover over. |
Signals talk. |
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There is no such thing as a vegetarian in the arctic. |
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There's nothing wrong with the food lad, 10,000 flies cant be wrong. |
In the Dinning Hall. |
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This room is like a Scran bag. |
Its untidy. |
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The twelfth man. |
Had brains to avoid or wrangle his way out of what ever he didn't fancy doing. |
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To look back at the past. Not to look back. |
To be blind in one eye. To be blind in both eyes. |
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Twice the brains you'd be a halfwit. |
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Two - Six heave |
A group picking up some thing heavy. |
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Two's up |
The next to have use of it. what ever it is. |
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W. |
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Wait for thr next goffer. |
Wave. |
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Watch my tracer. |
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Where is Marine ? |
Hes in the chain locker playing golf on the links. |
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Well chew my left knacker. |
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What do you mean two cans a day. |
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When disribing a not to attractive lady and the possibility of!! |
You'd be better having a w*nk and putting a fiver in your POSB account. |
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Who's coat is that Jacket |
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Who dropped one. |
A fart. |
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Who gives a flying f-ck |
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Where are my bukkeners |
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Where the Army goes the pong goes. |
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Wheres Marine Smith. |
Went for a shit and a snipper got him. |
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Y. |
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You cant crack me I'm a rubber Duck. |
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You cant fart against thunder. |
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You look like a dogs Breakfast. |
Somebody looking rough. |
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You'll be a bloody Corpse if you call me Corps. again. |
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You Three, March in Two's. |
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You young sir are depriving some village of its idiot. |
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Your a bloody idiot SIR. |
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Your got the brains of a rocking horse. |
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